Bowling was a delightful exercise in pointlessness. We dressed up in hideous shirts and shoes, got piss faced drunk, and found out that the amazing Pukey actually had one thing he could do well. I also found out there was a more annoying Andorian than the blue bastard. I've nick named her Princess. It's odd, considering until these two, I've usually found the Andorian people to be good honorable people, worthy of friendship and trust.
I'm starting to think that the blue bastard, he's just lost, confused and socially inept. I still find it hard to justify shooting me in the back even if he thought he was doing me a favor. He clearly doesn't have combat skill and the ability to size up his environment if he felt that the morons who we fighting actually posed enough of a threat to justify saving me from myself.
Due to a freak bowling accident, Kinnara was taken off the mission. In her place, we received Pukey. While Kinnara is certainly a more skilled, better disciplined, and combat adept person, Pukey might actually turn out to be an asset, as much as I hate to admit it. If nothing else, he seems to have a talent for ineptitude that leads to shit house luck, and he certainly does a good job of drawing the attention of others to allow the rest of us to better slip around and do what we need or want. Very clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer, he actually decided that going into a crowd full of people before a big festival while wearing an easy to grab target like a purse was a good idea, or at least failed to realize what ripe fruit he was providing the pick pockets and thieves with. Lucky for him that the only one who tried to take it was a small child, and I felt it would be easier to finish this mission with his purse, and the contents there of, still in his possession.
I saw as the child grabbed it and ran off, and managed to capture the young thief before the rest of the away team quite realized what was going on. The oddest thing about it is that in the process of trying to teach the child some manners and get Pukey back his property, I ended up with the child's zhavey, mother, feeling that she owed me a debt of gratitude. Even if the race has attempted to pacify itself in the name of solving it's population crisis, there is still very much the cultural undertones of a warrior race left in these people.
At the suggestion of the blue bastard, we ended up taking the mother and child under our wing to accompany us to the city that is our destination. I suspect that the blue bastard enjoys the hero worship that he's the recipient of from the child. Also, regardless of what I think of his actual combat and observation skills, his by the book methods do support this sort of pairing. It allows us to blend in more if our group is half made up of natives, instead of being made up of mostly aliens. If nothing else, it makes for a good excuse to have some ego stroking at the hands of a child. I can't say I blame him for enjoying the attention, I know I certainly enjoyed the ego boost that came with being Grace's hero when she was young.
We've almost reached the city, I can feel the shuttle starting into a landing pattern, so I'm going to wrap up this journal entry. We get to make our way through another layer of customs. I am glad that I took the time to brush up on their laws before the trip, I did check most of my weaponry in with the proper paperwork, and it has made the trip a little easier. It makes me uneasy to be so lightly armed, but I didn't have time to get together the paperwork needed for anything but my d'k tahg to be on my person, and if we're supposed to be blending in, it's only going to make for problems if I'm getting into brawls with customs officials over what constitutes an acceptable weapon to bring onto their planet and what doesn't. I probably shouldn't be so uneasy though, after the years of school yard and bar brawls I grew up on, I typically never want for a weapon even if I enter the fight unarmed, being so easy to lift a weapon off another person as it is.